Dear Santa Claus: Well, you must think it's silly for me to send this list to you At this point in my life, though, I thought I would try something new.
And what the heck, I might as well take a deep breath, and start to tell you what I'd like to have this year So Santa Claus, let me have your ear.
I'd like my mom and dad to know that I still love and miss them so; My wife and all my children, too I wonder if they believe in you.
Near the top of this list, so long, is Freedom, for I've been long gone. I am so sad, I am so weary Send me home, Santa, for I am teary.
I've tried my best. I have been brave - send me home, Santa, my soul to save. I cannot last much longer here Send me a blanket and a bottle of beer.
See if you can reach the Powers That Be and make them work for release of me. I don't want much, old Santa, dear Just to go home, and get out of here.
I'll leave sweet rice for you on Christmas Eve Please help me, Santa, help me leave. I want to go home, live a normal life See my children, and hug my wife
God help me, Santa, as I turn to you Set me free, and the others, too. It may seem like an awful chore but I've never written to you before.
Santa, I've tried every angle and twist since I crashed here in a jungle mist. I just thought I'd try . . . I'm a desperate man. Please get me home if you think you can. |